why isn't she in the kitchen? ...... oh right.

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  why isn't she in the kitchen? ...... oh right.

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  His wife was taken in

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  luckily he was able to save the eggs and pancakes by hiding them in his sock drawer quick thinking dude

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  5 pounds of bacon for a snack.. what does the bitch eat for breakfast?

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  Only in America...

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  A wild Snorlax appeared

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  Alright guys lets get back to the murder case..... NAH.

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  Sb

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  Sounds like an episode of a really bad sitcom.

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  I'd be afraid to admit it too.

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  so thats how she got so fat...