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  no goatse?

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  "So I was macking with this lush girl, but she got moo so I pezed out and we got fap"

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  Anybody that actually uses these words needs to be shot.

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  and yeah, that's totally what phatty means, too.

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  I think their was some stuff lost in translation... They didn't use Le Internet did they?

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  Alright now don't laugh when we go in there or he'll know for sure. "Here you go Bill, the story on this generations slang....pffffft" "...Are you sure this is all accurate?" "Positive."

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  they misspelled jewelry...

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  This shit is so dumb. Phatties are incredibly good though. Fap is the sound when someone is jacking off. Puff? Something good? Yes.

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  "Secks: Something desirable". No, really?!?!?

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  Cheesing : To six pool a defenseless bronze league protoss.

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  loose is a positive word meaning without morals or self-restraint ..... positive word.... POSITIVE?!?!?! WTF!?!

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  Who the hell doesn't know what uber means?! Anyone who doesn't know what uber means needs to get shot. In the face. Dx I'm fucking SERIOUS. MY GREAT GRANDMA USES UBER

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  First off, some of these words are old as hell (Salty). Second, why do the two kids look retarded?

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  just look at g

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  yeah, thats what Fap means

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  Who the fuck didn't know what "dang" is?

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  this must be British

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  Don't let grandpa translate teen slang! Sheeeesh, Who thinks fap means drunk?

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  Fap: drunk, confused, intoxicated. Eh...close enough.

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  The Newspaper translated: Fail

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  is this legit? i have only ever used 10 of these...

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  Stop trying to make "fetch" happen! It's not going to happen!

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  Whoever wrote this article is both a chomper and a munter.

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  And what year was this?

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  Great Fail at 11? Fo shiz!

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  ok fetch went out with clueless ..... they also spelled holla wrong I've never seen it spelled holah lol is that supposed to be the Hebrew alternative? and I've never heard of a lush being referred to as someone or something that's cute/adorable/sexy... a lush is a drunk, always has been, always will be... it's all it ever meant

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  i thought cheesing was getting high off cat piss..