"So I was macking with this lush girl, but she got moo so I pezed out and we got fap"

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  "So I was macking with this lush girl, but she got moo so I pezed out and we got fap"

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  no goatse?

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  Anybody that actually uses these words needs to be shot.

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  I think their was some stuff lost in translation... They didn't use Le Internet did they?

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  and yeah, that's totally what phatty means, too.

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  Alright now don't laugh when we go in there or he'll know for sure. "Here you go Bill, the story on this generations slang....pffffft" "...Are you sure this is all accurate?" "Positive."

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  they misspelled jewelry...

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  "Secks: Something desirable". No, really?!?!?

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  This shit is so dumb. Phatties are incredibly good though. Fap is the sound when someone is jacking off. Puff? Something good? Yes.

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  Who the hell doesn't know what uber means?! Anyone who doesn't know what uber means needs to get shot. In the face. Dx I'm fucking SERIOUS. MY GREAT GRANDMA USES UBER

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  Cheesing : To six pool a defenseless bronze league protoss.

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  First off, some of these words are old as hell (Salty). Second, why do the two kids look retarded?

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  loose is a positive word meaning without morals or self-restraint ..... positive word.... POSITIVE?!?!?! WTF!?!

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  just look at g

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  yeah, thats what Fap means

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  Don't let grandpa translate teen slang! Sheeeesh, Who thinks fap means drunk?

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  this must be British

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  Who the fuck didn't know what "dang" is?

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  Fap: drunk, confused, intoxicated. Eh...close enough.

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  is this legit? i have only ever used 10 of these...

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  The Newspaper translated: Fail

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  Stop trying to make "fetch" happen! It's not going to happen!

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  Whoever wrote this article is both a chomper and a munter.

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  And what year was this?

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  Great Fail at 11? Fo shiz!

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  ok fetch went out with clueless ..... they also spelled holla wrong I've never seen it spelled holah lol is that supposed to be the Hebrew alternative? and I've never heard of a lush being referred to as someone or something that's cute/adorable/sexy... a lush is a drunk, always has been, always will be... it's all it ever meant

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  i thought cheesing was getting high off cat piss..