Pfft, these guys aren't so toug- OH SHIT A ROLLING PIN!

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  Pfft, these guys aren't so toug- OH SHIT A ROLLING PIN!

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  thats just how they roll

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  so a butcher and a baker and a baseball player went to a costume party? the driver was a policeman and the other two helped carry the rolling pin

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  AHHHH. A ROLLING PIN!

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  Hahaha he remebers Tom and Jerry

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  My dick shat shit!

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  so he has a knife, a baseball bat, and a billy club... HOLY SHIT A ROLLING PIN!!!!

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  A rolling pin? Shit just got real...

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  I thought it said red bananas. :(

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  They're doing some serious coooking

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  The don ordered a hit on the Pillsbury Doughboy.

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  Look at these losers. All they have is a knife, a baseball bat and a billy club. What could possibly go... OMG, it's a rolling pin! Something bad's gonna happen.

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  They're after my dough!!!!!!!!!!

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  There are only four weapons. What are the other two using??!!

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  Striking terror into the hearts of the average human... No, it's not Amy Winehouse, it's a MOTHERFUCKING ROLLING PIN.

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  dude, its cookie's tenderizer

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  Fuck

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  "We's about to go ghetto up in this bitch! Rolling pins muthafucka!"

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  I think the guy with the rolling pin is the kid who begged his older brother to let him join the gang so the gang finally gave in and let him join but they stuck him with the rolling pin to humiliate him.