Newspaper sales are falling, but we don't know why.

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  Newspaper sales are falling, but we don't know why.

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  Unspecified gender?? Can only be 1 of 2, can't be that hard to tell lol

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  At an unspecified time, something unspecified happened. Details were not specified.

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  So...somewhere, sometime, something happened....maybe.

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  Sooo... nothing is specified... Therefore, nothing happened... Right?

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  OMG I saw this on Ellen!

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  reporting at it's finest

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  Ninjas

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  the culprit is obviously the same person who wrote this article