Isn't every normal adult a former pedophile?

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  Isn't every normal adult a former pedophile?

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  Dr. Phil

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  Is the news fail here that they spelt it "pedophile" when in English it's actually "paedophile"?

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  Is the news fail here that they spelt it "pedophile" when in English it's actually "paedophile"?

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  Well hes stilll got the look

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  this is from the onion get real loser

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  Former, my ass!

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  Oh, the irony...

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  the awkward moment when people don't realize that this is from the onion

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  Ok, so what you wanna do is bring you kids to my basement for a special... camp!

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  Yeah, let's trust a former pedophile to each us about child safety

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  I think there's a little bit of a conflict of interest here

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  Any comment with the word onion in it will get more votes

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  I love the Onion.

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  Shouldnt he be behind bars