Lets hope "daddy" doesn't figure it out.

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  Lets hope "daddy" doesn't figure it out.

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  I bet she's blonde.

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  Troops ARE allowed to come home for a while you know...

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  how could you possibly tell for sure how far along any woman is in their pregnancy? every one differs in size regardless of progress. plus yes the person who said they're allowed to come home for a while is right, they do give them short-term leave if and when they can. obviously if they're married or involved, one of the BIG things they like to do is make love.

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  12 month tour in Iraq, 8 months pregnant. Nothing good can come out of this...

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  I KNEW THAT JAR OF SPERM I SENT YOU WOULD WORK!