And then cat played the fiddle and the cow jumped over the moon.

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  And then cat played the fiddle and the cow jumped over the moon.

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  WHAT THE FUCK?!

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  What I want to know is... why is he still living with his ex-wife?!?!

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  Im pretty sure the person interviewing these people were drunk too... Pauly, daughter of couple, was mistaken for a bird, while the angry wife was mistaken for a dog... when the drunk husband called her a dog...

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  What the fuck did I just read?

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  "I must have read this 30 times over and I still don't understand how a human can adopt a bird." I was wondering why they put that in there... he can't drink in front of the adopted bird, but he knocks 'em back with their biological bird. o.O

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  I'm AMAZED that people still read newspapers!!!!!!!!

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  Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!