that is a pretty elaborate story to cover up killing your dog

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  that is a pretty elaborate story to cover up killing your dog

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  Only in Ohio

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  aw poor dog

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  TMI lol

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  Sounds like the the owner dis mushrooms and there was no intruder

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  WTF there are 4 in this photo

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  Is it wrong i'm fapping to this?

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  .....i live in ohio.. WHY CANT I READ SOMETHING FUNNY LIKE THIS?!!

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  I bet the dog is the narrator

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  Imagine the police officers face when he was told what the guy was doing...

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  epic fail

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  The only 'burglary' that was going on was of the turd variety...

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  That is something that you DON'T tell the public!

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  well there you go...

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  Fuck now I have to start all over again! ... asshole...

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  Police: Sir, what were you doing that day? Man: The usual, just sitting at home masturbating...

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  Shit just got real!