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  'This just in, I am receiving a 25 year sentence.

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  The sketch artist has it out for him.

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  Buddy, have I got NEWS for you!

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  Never sleep with a sketch artist's wife ~_~'

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  is it cause im black

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  Good luck talking your way out of that one...

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  I think we found him!

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  They say we all look the same

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  *Don't think about last night, don't think about last night....* Hello, I'm Jerry Genericnewsman, and tonight...*Looks at photo* *Looks back at TV with same face as photo*....