How about you give me a standing ovation?

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  How about you give me a standing ovation?

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  Error. Does not compute.

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  I would have been funny even if it was "One armed man" instead of "one-armed man"

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  lets give him a hand!

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  I'd give my left arm to be ambidextrious...

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  hhhow?

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  They forgot to mention he found someone else who had one arm in order to perfect the clap. THAT'S FUCKING TEAMWORK!

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  it is so zen

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  *claps* *claps* he deserves that

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  He slaps the back of his neck to clap

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  Big fail

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  well many people can clap with one hand.

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  funny i thought he had a gun

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  "High five meh for the next five minutes so it sounds like I'm clapping!"

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  ...in the second hand shop

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  He used his feet!!!! Duhh(: